Not sure, is it fake?

Where's my money?

That'll teach him!

A.J. Security

This will keep them out of my back yard, theres no way they can walk or drive around this fence!

A Genius

A consumer credit report dispute. We repossessed this guys car. So it's not yours, then it is?

He does parties too!

Something tells me you dont want this guy, or his burros, at your little girls party....

Ahhhh How Sweet...

How do you tell the lucky man you've been sleeping with that you're expecting? Like this!

Dancin Ho

Yes, even A.J. has prostitutes, toothless and all. And when the economy is crap, and business is slow, you gotta get out on that trail and dance in some clients!

A little lower please..

That's so gangsta! Ice Cube would be so proud.